with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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