I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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