I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I have so many feelings about this burrito
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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