I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
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