happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
There was a lot of him and a little penis
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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