Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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