she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Randomize
