Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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