Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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