No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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