Don't you send me to vm
yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
The struggles of a small town man whore
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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