I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I looked at my own cervix.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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