i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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