I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize
