i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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