New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
