I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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