it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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