I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
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