oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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