You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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