he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
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