Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Sext me about skeletons
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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