i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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