But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
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