Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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