So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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