"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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