can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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