Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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