How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
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