im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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