David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
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