My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
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