You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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