How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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