I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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