I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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