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damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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