you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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