O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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