doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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