Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
My life is pants optional.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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