if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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