The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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