I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
how drunk are you?
Several
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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