I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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