is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
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