i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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