Me. At least after what I've been through.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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